Born March 26th, 1970.

I have my Mother’s hair. Dark, dark brown.

I have my Father’s eyes. Bright, bright blue.

I have kind of a crooked smile, due to a few surgeries on my mouth when I was a teenager. I still to this day can’t feel all of my gums on the right side of my mouth.

I’m rather short, but mostly I don’t mind. It helps having a man around the house who’s over six feet.

I have a tattoo on my back, on the right shoulder.

There are less than ten people in the entire world who know what my real first and middle names are.

I’ve been inside Lenin’s tomb.

I’ve met Tommy Chong, of Cheech & Chong.

I wore braces for three years in high school. I was always popping brackets off because I chewed on the ends of my pens.

I still chew on the ends of my pens. I can always tell which pens are mine, because the ends are chewed to hell. I throw away more pens because of that than because they run out of ink.

I used to chew my fingernails as a kid. I stopped, but I’m not sure how. I think I just grew out of it.

I still keep my nails short. Too hard to type and play the guitar with long claw-nails.

I can remember lyrics to songs I used to sing in choir in the seventh grade, but I suck at remembering things like birthdays.

I am addicted to lotions. Hand lotion, foot lotion, body lotion, face lotion…. I have at least twelve kinds, and I carry some with me wherever I go. I also keep some in the office, in the truck, and in my purse.

I have my ears pierced, but haven’t worn earrings for at least ten years.

I wear corrective lenses. Used to wear contacts, but switched back to glasses because there’s just so much less maintenance. I can never remember if I’m nearsighted or farsighted though…. All I know is that I can’t see things far away.

I have two moles. Both of them on my right leg.

I had my tonsils out when I was eleven.

I’m a procrastinator when it comes to starting something. When I’ve started though, I usually don’t stop until the task is done.

I’m terrified of dentists, but I adored my orthodontist.

I was a geek in high school, and still am.

Boredom annoys me. That’s why you get to read all of this pointless information.

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